Andygator

Andygator. This thing smells like bad fruit, like a strawberry patch at the end of the year that hasn't been tended. This odd thick stink, that has a hint of old sweetness to it and leaves an unenvoked gag at the back of your throat. The taste is not much better, not only is it not good, but tastes oily and leaves an slick feel in your mouth like a deepfried stick of butter rolled in bacon grease. Except less appealing. It is like a bad Malt liquer, not even a high class one that Billy Dee would drink, but the kind homeless people buy and later use as pillows. This beer has made alligators uncool. The bottle says it is a Fearsome Beast too big for any bottle. I agree they should not have put this in a bottle. Camo was less dissappointing because for the price you expect less. I could go on about the atrocity of this beer for a bit as I am still drinking it(It could be tried for warcrimes BTW). But I will finish it as the only thing worse than a bad beer is a wasted one.